allos-mal:

gawmer-dallanda:

He puffs up and balls his fists, practically steaming out of his ears.

"W-what’s a compliment use if it’s filled with nothing but sarcasm!" He spat. “Never asked for your opinion on anything. Every right to be offended. You should be ashamed! And who said any of this had to do with you being a female?" 

" And— I-I don’t even sound like that!"

"I should be ashamed!? You should be ashamed!  You have taken something simple and blown it out of proportion and twisted it to fit what you wanted to hear!" She throws her hands up, letting out a frustrated sigh " And oh, lets see, how about any time I walk into a room and you give me death stares, or my favorite, insulting my mother? Yeah that doesn’t give me any reason to think you hate females!" Color was rising to her face as she continued to yell back not caring if bystanders would give her odd stares.

"You see, that last bit is what sarcasm is suppose to sound like. Its not my fault if you think anything positive aimed at you is seen as negative. I don’t know what your damage is but you need to get the fuck over it."

He rolls his eyes at her and folds his arms, trying to control his tone after properly remembering they’re both in public. She really thinks I hate women, doesn’t she? 

Gawmer raises an eyebrow, feeling confident in his next words. “Never insulted your mother. You’ve no other evidence other than the fact that I don’t like you to somehow prove that I hate all salarian females. Not to mention how you’re quick to offend when no desirable reaction is got from your ‘compliments’. Should be calling you sexist in return!” He sneers.

"Don’t know why I’m wasting my time on you. You clearly aren’t going to listen to what I have to say."

taskavirkus:

gawmer-dallanda:

taskavirkus replied to your post: ♕ :D :D :D
You look dumb.

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-SWEATS NERVOUSLY-

Whoa holy shit calm down!

M’calm! Suppose looking dumb’s better than looking racist…. But then again both of those things are closely linked to each other…

taskavirkus replied to your post: ♕ :D :D :D
You look dumb.

-SWEATS NERVOUSLY-

taskavirkus asked: "♕ :D :D :D"

"I’m the roughest turian on the citadel and anyone who says otherwise is going to get my armored fist right in their stupid face! I do need to learn how to control myself in some ways, though!"

"…….. Please tell me that isn’t a racist gesture."

halleton asked: "♕ (srikitman please, not me 9u6)"

Gawmer chuckles, there’s a certain playfulness in his voice. “If there were a couch and a bowl of candy sitting right here I’d be lying down and munching on them. Maybe watch some TV, too. For now, just gonna…-” He shoves his hands into his pockets and slouches, putting on a deadpan expression in an attempt to mimic Srikit as best as he can, lightly swaying from side to side as he stands.

dimmelsodo replied to your post: 
I’m more offended by what you think of my posture than anything else. But it’s ‘Star Trek’.

-He immediately grows flustered- I-I don’t mean to— I mean, certainly will remember the name from now on. Still getting familiar with the show and i forget things and I—!

L-let’s never talk about this again. 

allos-mal replied to your post: 
Mal scowled and stomped closer to the larger salarain, making the most high pitch and whiniest voice “I’ve Gawmer, I like to get easily offended and hold grudges. Oh, also don’t complement be if you are a girl because Iwill get offended at that too!”

He puffs up and balls his fists, practically steaming out of his ears.

"W-what’s a compliment use if it’s filled with nothing but sarcasm!" He spat. "Never asked for your opinion on anything. Every right to be offended. You should be ashamed! And who said any of this had to do with you being a female?" 

" And— I-I don’t even sound like that!"

taskavirkus replied to your post: 
C’mon, don’t be a dick, Gawmer.

I—- Didn’t mean for anyone else to hear that..! Apologies. She just makes me angry.

dimmelsodo asked: "♕"

Gawmer takes a moment to think, not wanting to offend him.

"Ah. Uh… Don’t take this seriously." 

Gawmer’s expression grows serious yet tired, and he slouches a little to enhance the effect. He adjusts his pitch and tone to try and match Dimmel’s but he doesn’t manage so say anything for a minute.

"I-I’m very serious and I like Coffee and Start Rek!! I probably need sleep!" He blurts.

allos-mal asked: "♕"

He puts on a mocking smirk as he pulls his shirt over his head to use as an improvised hood, and he doesn’t even try to hide the over exaggeration in his voice. He kneels down to try and stand at her level.

"Hee, hi, I’m Mal! My favorite things are making comments that are rude and uncalled for, hee! And being disrespectful! Goshess, I wonder how annoying I can be today~!" And with that, he stops, not bothering to lower his shirt once he finishes. He folds his arms, looking very condescending.